Goodr No Signs This Year Please
RACE DU JOUR: NO SIGNS THIS YEAR PLEASE
If you want to salute your grandparents, buy them doilies. Stop by for a game of pinochle. Teach them how to snowboard. Don't hold up a f***ing sign during a race. Who do you think is reading that?! And what if, hypothetically, you cause a chain-reaction crash injuring 26 cyclists? We're guessing your grandparents will have a salute for you: two wrinkled middle fingers. NO SIGNS THIS YEAR PLEASE!!!
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
Our black frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
Glare-reducing, polarized black lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).