Goodr I Have These On Vinyl, Too Sunglasses
Carl insists that vinyl is the superior format for everything, which is why he designed these slick I Have These on Vinyl, Too sunnies. According to Carl, even these sound better on vinyl too.

No Slip
Constructed with a special grip-coated frame to eliminate slippage when sweating.

No Bounce
Snug, lightweight frame with a comfortable fit that prevents bouncing while you sprint for that 3pm nitro cold brew.

All Polarized
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses with UV400 protection block 100% of harmful UVA and UVB rays.

All Hipster
Hip circle frame style that screams "ask me about my vinyl collection" (record player not required.)